officialprydonchapter-deactivat:

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

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For reals, it doesn’t even have to be a whole cat.

…That sounded wrong.

Anyway, I have a neighbor who rescued a frostbitten, bedraggled little kitten with a badly injured leg, he had to have some amputations done at the vet’s and though Admiral Nelson has some battle scars, he’s the dearest, cuddliest tri-paw’d, one-eyed, half-tailed thing ever, and sure enough, the judges considered him Best in Class for his personality and demeanor. He didn’t just get a ribbon, but a little medal and he did so well at the cat show, that’s how come my neighbor decided to get him formally certified as a therapy cat. Now he has a little vest, and alternately a sort of navy uniform one with a pinned-up sleeve, and when humans are dealing with orthopedic surgery, amputations, even just being unwell in general at a rehabilitation facility where my neighbor works, they sometimes get to spend time with him and often feel quite a bit better.

There was an awkwardness when a nurse had a tuna salad sandwich at the charge desk, the Admiral decided to leave his sleeping patient and go inquire if a deserving cat might have a quick bite between watches, a different patient spotted him in his naval uniform and was worried her medication was causing hallucinations, but apart from that, the little guy does awfully good work and is a popular fellow.

All cats are best cat. That is science.

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“liluglydudefromdetroit:
“So play like a noob? got it
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You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess...

chokopoppo:

chaointe:

princecharmingtobe:

cephalopodvictorious:

queerscout:

direwolf-distributor:

filipfatalattractionrblog:

liluglydudefromdetroit:

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

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#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

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Originally posted by oldtimeyfights

Socratic irony for the win. Feign dumb to expose dumb.

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jestershark:

So my mom has been in the hospital in unbelievable pain all week and I’m like. What if I got people to read her smutty books. And she gets out of the hospital to hit like thousands of reads on Kindle

The problems with this plan;

She writes mostly m/f (well, m/m/m/m/f occasionally and everyone I know is a homosexual of some type)

I don’t know how to market romance/smut

I don’t know how to say “will you read my mom’s porn” without it being weird

Basically if anyone has ideas I’d love to hear them

ok here are the books (i like the pen name lol)

points for buying/reading totally wrecked

bonus bonus points for drawing fanart and tagging her tiktok

she doesn’t want this kind of promo but I’m doing this anyway bc she’s my mom and she was at a 9 on the pain scale all week this week

i don’t really know anything about romance (not my genre) but her other stuff are fun reads

“I don’t know how to say "will you read my mom’s porn” without it being weird"

WELL GOOD NEWS SIS I HAVE NO SHAME

READ MY MUMS PORN BOOK CAUSE SHE’S IN HOSPITAL

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